January 2012
all the kids from daycare are in dreamland
the froggy has made his last leap
hell no you can’t go to the bathroom
you know where you can go? THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
i'm cheating on my laptop with my nook tablet
shhh don’t tell it!
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My liquor is in a water bottle with a sport top.
FTW.
I'm drunk enough to turn my space into a makeshift...
Why yes I do dumb shit when I’m alone
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Looks I'm going to be spending my New Year's Eve...
ithinkimadorable:
YEP YEP!
On a related note, I should probably have paid more attention to how many shoots I’ve had.
Giggity *hic*
Simple things that amused me in 2011:
my ex’s irrational jealousy over my obsession with Jensen Ackles’ laugh lines and crows feet
Who Would You Ship Me With?
witbuscus:
findingsherlock:
Anyone from my fandoms
Anyone from Tumblr
Anyone from History
everythingismonchele:
riddleberry:
i don’t follow you and you don’t follow me and i don’t know who you are and we’ve never spoken but i’m offended that i’m not on your follow forever
ME
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If I were a boy,
Even just for a day,
I’d wake my brother up on that morning
By putting my nuts on his forehead.
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
also
I only got 2 concussions this year instead of the normal half dozen..
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stupidfuckingbitchconvention:
everybody is complaining that their dash is dead
i must be following the right, socially inept people
join me brethren as i sit on my laptop and play video games and eat
i’m not complainign though
i hate celebrating new years and shit
So far tonight I have:
ate a chocolate cupcake
took a shot
ate a piece of oreo cheesecake
took 2 shots
say fuck it aand...
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BRB
I’m gonna take 4 shots of something strong and attempt to take a shower
Looks I'm going to be spending my New Year's Eve...
December 2011
I have been hornier than a herd of teenage boys...
if i sex right now im pretty sure it would result in death by snoo snoo for someone.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
My "Best of 2011" list
bastardfromabasket:
next year is looking pretty much the same
zaziethebeast replied to your post: My ex confessed his undying love for me today.
I love you, but don’t be that dumb girl. I will CUT you. *gay black friend moment*
It’s not as bad as it seems lol. We split like 3 years ago and circumstances are totally different now (although my best friend still hates his guts and wants him to die). Nothing is going to happen with us anytime soon...
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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My ex confessed his undying love for me today.
I mean, he was less awkward/cliche about it, but that was the gist.
I’m still not sure how to feel.
I suck at the whole having emotions thing.
When I meet people who aren't into fandom
callmejude:
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I like to listen to the Tiffany Evans’ song “Promise Ring” and pretending to be a naive 14 year old girl about 4 minutes.